Diekzfailz

if someone ever falls in love with me i will literally die of shock

pleatedjeans:

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let me introduce myself

1. the meaning behind my url
2. a picture of me
3. tattoos i have
4. last time i cried and why
5. piercings i have
6. favorite band
7. biggest turn off(s)
8. top 5 (insert subject)
9. tattoos i want
10. biggest turn on(s)
11. age
12. ideas of a perfect date
13. life goal(s)
14. piercings i want
15. relationship status
16. favorite movie
17. a fact about my life
18. phobia
19. middle name
20. anything you want to ask

alininha23:

4x07 // 5x08 - “Get this off.” (requested by entertainmentista)

misledghost:

catknuckles1:

meulins-choice-ass:

A pair of D-cup breasts weighs between 15 and 23 pounds—the equivalent of carrying around two small turkeys.

WHAT

*looks down at breasts* thanksgiving will never be the same…

dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

evebarros:

Castle ~ quotes

And do you know, you have gorgeous eyes.”

itsajensenthing:

Do you ever start watching an episode on your laptop

and then randomly pause it

and next you know you’re on tumblr

and suddenly it’s taken you 2 hours to watch a 40 minute episode

eatlovemaryjuana:

Omg I canNOT

austinpd1:

Scene from Moments in Love: Out of Turmoil  

Entwife Incognito’s latest Jisbon fanfiction story  [LINK]

This is the prom that I never got to go to.